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Вампирский засос (2010)

Vampires Suck (original title)
PG-13 | | Comedy | 2 September 2010 (Russia)
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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jenn Proske ... Becca Crane
Matt Lanter ... Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader ... Frank Crane
Chris Riggi ... Jacob White
Ken Jeong ... Daro
Anneliese van der Pol ... Jennifer
David DeLuise ... Fisherman Sculley
Kelsey Ledgin ... Iris (as Kelsey Ford)
Dave Foley ... Principal Smith
Jeff Witzke ... Dr. Carlton
Crista Flanagan ... Eden
Nick Eversman ... Jeremiah
Zane Holtz ... Alex
Stephanie Fischer ... Rosalyn
Michael Hanson ... Rick
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Storyline

Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton. Written by KGF Vissers

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Taglines:

Some sagas just won't die. See more »

Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying | See all certifications »

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Details

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Country:

USA

Language:

English | German

Release Date:

2 September 2010 (Russia) See more »

Also Known As:

Вампирский засос See more »

Filming Locations:

Bossier City, Louisiana, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$12,202,831, 22 August 2010, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$36,661,504

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$81,424,988
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Sound Mix:

Dolby | DTS | Dolby Surround 7.1 | SDDS

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

The film did not receive any advance screenings for critics. Unsurprisingly, the critics hammered it. See more »

Goofs

Derric meets Becca in the school corridor and opens his backpack, it doesn't close completely when he puts it on his back. In the next scene, the backpack is closed. See more »

Quotes

Becca Crane: [from trailer] Edward!
Team Edward: Edward? Where?
[sees Edward glittering in the sun]
Team Edward: Edward, we love you. You're the best.
Team Jacob: No, Jacob's the best!
[smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel]
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Alternate Versions

The UK cinema version is heavily cut to receive a 12A certificate. See more »

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References Tae-Bo Workout: Basic (1999) See more »

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All Thru the Nite
Written by Chris Miller
Performed by Tony Lyndsay
Courtesy of MasterSource Music Catalog
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User Reviews

It had a few one liners that made me chuckle, but that was it
22 August 2010 | by Gordon-11See all my reviews

This film is about a girl who moves into a village that is rampant with vampires. She falls in love with a vampire but she got dumped before the prom.

Seriously, what is the point of making "Vampire Sucks"? It's like remaking two films into one, but in a really bad way. The supposed spoofs are not even spoofs, but are just re-enactment of scenes from "Twilight" and "New Moon". The story is an amalgamation of the two films, but it is fragmented and incoherent. Most of the so called jokes are silly and simply ridiculous. There were a few one liners that made me chuckle, but most of the jokes were not funny.

Whatever you do, just don't pay to watch this.


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