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Стан Хельсинг (2009)

Stan Helsing (original title)
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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Steve Howey ... Stan Helsing
Diora Baird ... Nadine
Kenan Thompson ... Teddy
Desi Lydic ... Mia
Leslie Nielsen ... Kay
Kit Zenga Kit Zenga ... Orphan
Darren Moore ... Crazy
Twan Holliday ... Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton ... Fweddy
Travis MacDonald Travis MacDonald ... Hitcher
Lee Tichon ... Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger ... Mason
Charles Zuckermann Charles Zuckermann ... Needlehead
Jeff Gulka ... Lucky
Chad Krowchuk ... Sully
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Storyline

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers. Written by Anonymous

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The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.

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Comedy | Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language | See all certifications »

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Country:

Canada | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2010 (Russia) See more »

Also Known As:

Стан Хельсинг See more »

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Technical Specs

Runtime:

| (edited)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital | DTS (5.1)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

In China, the film was marketed as the fifth Scary Movie due to the similarity with the franchise. See more »

Goofs

When Stan Helsing is hitting the hockey kid the kids' hockey bat disappears between the shots and appears again in the last shot. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Stan Helsing: [picking up a ringing phone] Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.
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Outtakes play throughout the end credits. See more »

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Spoofs Child's Play (1988) See more »

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Ring Of Fire
Written by June Carter Cash (as June Carter) and Merle Kilgore
Performed by Alex Kira, Glen Phillips and Nina Lenaghan
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Just not funny
24 August 2011 | by Donatien3See all my reviews

Anyone who's followed the '(insert genre being parodied) Movie' series will know that the series has steadily gone downhill since the quite good 'Scary Movie'. While 'Stan Helsing' may have avoided the 'Movie' title, it's just as bad as the worst of the preceding films.

The barely-there plot involves four friends, Stan Helsing (Steve Howey), Nadine (Diora Baird), Teddy (Kenan Thompson) and Mia (Desi Lydic). On the way to a Halloween party, they are stranded in an isolated town and eventually forced to fight 'parodies' of six famous movie monsters Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, Chucky, Pinhead and Mike Myers.

The problem with SH is it's just not funny. While meant to be a parody of monster movies, the six monsters aren't given enough screen time to justify the parody. The main characters are lazy stereotypes: Stan is a commitment-phobic slacker who refuses to believe his destiny as Van Helsing, Nadine is the bitchy ex-girlfriend (unfortunatley for Baird, her performance is overshadowed by her breasts, which are on disply throughout the film), Mia is the ridiciously stupid and incredibly slutty blonde (though, to Lydic's credit, she at least goes about with a smile on her face). Finally, Teddy is the typical jive-talking token black guy even though Thompson is quite funny and could be even better with a half-decent script. The biggest indignity falls to comedy legend Leslie Nielsen, who spends the entire film in drag.

Like previous films, it reverts to gross-out humour and lots of sexual references for laughs and it comes off as desperate.

Even if, like me, you see these films as a guilty pleasure despite their poor quality, 'Stan Helsing' is still disappointing.


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