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Полицейская академия: Миссия в Москве (1994)

Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (original title)
12+ | | Comedy, Crime | 26 August 1994 (USA)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
George Gaynes ... Commandant Lassard
Michael Winslow ... Sgt. Jones
David Graf ... Sgt. Tackleberry
Leslie Easterbrook ... Capt. Callahan
G.W. Bailey ... Capt. Harris
Christopher Lee ... Commandant Rakov
Ron Perlman ... Constantine Konali
Claire Forlani ... Katrina
Charlie Schlatter ... Cadet Connors
Richard Israel Richard Israel ... Adam Sharp
Gregg Berger ... Lt. Talinsky
Vladimir Dolinskiy ... Bellboy (as Vladimir Dolinsky)
Pamela Guest ... Anchor Person
Stuart Nisbet Stuart Nisbet ... Anchor Person (as Stuart Nissbet)
David St. James ... News Director
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Storyline

The Russians need help in dealing with the Mafia and so they seek help with the veterans of the Police Academy (1984). They head off to Moscow, in order to find evidence against Konstantine Konali, who marketed a computer game that everyone in the world is playing. With a sequel to the game he wants to put backdoors in all computer systems on which it gets installed, thus providing access to the police and other government systems. Written by Thomas Meyer <i03a@zfn.uni-bremen.de>

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Taglines:

Just when we thought the Cold War was over, leave it to these guys to heat it up again. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Crime

Certificate:

12+ | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 August 1994 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Полицейская академия: Миссия в Москве See more »

Filming Locations:

Moscow, Russia

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Box Office

Budget:

$6,200,000 (estimated)

Gross USA:

$126,247
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Company Credits

Production Co:

Warner Bros. See more »
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Scenes originally written for Bubba Smith (Hightower) include:
  • Tackleberry attempting to check up on Lassard in his hotel room.
  • Callahan knocking down the henchmen with a wooden plank, while in disguise as a construction worker.
  • Harris on stage wearing a tutu for the Swan Lake number at the Bolshoi Ballet.
  • Jones opening the door of Konali's safe.
  • As the blackjack dealer on Konali's casino boat.
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Goofs

(at around 1h 18 mins) Obvious stunt doubles appear during the end credits. There is no scenery behind the actors as their names and roles are flashed on screen. See more »

Quotes

Callahan: [the team meet with Russian forensics expert Irina Petrovskaya] Cadet Connors is also a forensics expert.
Irina Petrovskaya: Maybe you'd be so generous to share with us your expertise.
Cadet Kyle Connors: Sure.
[he sits down at desk. Irina puts a slide under the microscope]
Irina Petrovskaya: This one puzzles us. We were able to remove only one fingerprint from scene of crime. This is our only clue to identity of criminal.
Cadet Kyle Connors: Okey-dokey.
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"They've been doing this act for over a hundred years."
16 December 2001 | by The_Movie_CatSee all my reviews

What is it that's so resolutely unfunny about Mission to Moscow? Is it the lifeless direction? The disinterested performances? The lack of atmosphere? The joke-free script? It's all of these things, of course, but there's also something inexplicably poor about it that you just can't quite put your finger on.

The regulars are the major weak point. While the guest cast have the misjudged enthusiasm to irksomely overact, all the usual culprits seem embarrassed by the whole thing. None of them sell their underwritten, reheated lines, and the fact that Bubba Smith and Marion Ramsey failed to sign up is a damning indictment. What comes through the screen, from George Gaynes to David Graf, is the sense of souls bleeding. "Please get me a proper job, there must be a better way to pay my mortgage" these actors scream with every fibre of their being. Leslie Easterbrook gets her usual single "my character's got big breasts" joke - why does she even bother to sign up for this crap? Michael Winslow looks old, tired, and frankly bored with the whole thing. Was his involvement only confirmed at the last minute? Because while he gives a curiously muted performance throughout, the script also fails to accommodate his talents in almost any way. Note that this is the ONLY Police Academy sequel in which he doesn't do his (admittedly run into the ground) "Bruce Lee" schtick.

Police Academy managed to keep up the same level of quality between films three to six - they were all rubbish. But even by their low standards Mission to Moscow plumbs the depths, making Citizens on Patrol look like Annie Hall. New recruit Charlie Schlatter, there for the completely incongruous love interest theme, is never funny and the Russian characters are the crass stereotypes you'd expect. Any film that promises "we're going to kick buttski" is clearly dumber than is tolerable, and a tasteless reference to Chernobyl doesn't help matters.

The only Police Academy film made outside the 80s, it was produced five years after the last one - why?!!?? Was there a big demand in the market for sh*te? Some cartoon sound effects (whistles, birdcall, etc.) are added to the action to try and pep things up, but this really is a DOA of a movie. True to form (or should that be formula?) it ends with an extended chase sequence that is neither suspenseful nor convincing.

Just look at scenes like the one where G.W. Bailey gets hit in the face with stew. The stew is clearly missing his face and just lands on his chin, so Bailey (the only regular who tries) moves his face so that the full brunt of the stew will land on it. This dedication to duty is admirable, but also perfectly highlights the sloppy desperation of the whole thing.

The series' move from the teen fodder of the first two, 15 certificate, movies had been subverted into the last five, PG cert entries. This is at its lowest ebb here; a comedy that seems wholly aimed at the under-5s and doesn't know what to do with its characters. Russian acrobats entertain the kiddies while its ... er... "stars"... are left to stand around like second bananas, giving unfunny reaction shots.

Maybe it's the "fish out of water" feel of it all, with the somewhat flat Russian espionage themes failing to ignite. But whatever it is, Mission to Moscow feels like a TV sitcom with the canned laughter track removed. In any other franchise this would be described as an "unfortunate, sad end" to the series. With Police Academy however, finishing with one of the unfunniest comedies of all time seems strangely apt. 2/10.


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